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Disclaimer: This conversation was a free flow between myself and my friend Miss Pajamas over SMS who at the time was driving 60MPH on the freeway while texting.
angelo: drats!
miss pajamas: that one word just told me how geeky you are
angelo: our texts are like nerd poetry.
miss pajamas: IP. API. IBM. www. COM.
angelo: you only get one point and that's for "API" ... SSL. PHP. IRC. BBS. IPv6. NDP. ICMP. that's street cred. write it down n00b! and don't make me bust out BGP. DNS and SSH either!
miss pajamas: 404 error. Oops it appears that this link is no longer working! Sorry!
angelo: These fucking people! Always screwing up their link paths! Can NO ONE(??) engineer with retroactive compatibility in mind?!?!?
miss pajamas: Internal error. You wanna read me like a CMS, baby. Take your CSS and upload your SAN. Cause no one can and no one will. Cause I'm complicated like an oil spill. LOL. AFK. Take your memes this ain't no dream. Weaver I play you out like Flash and QT. I'm everywhere like HTTP and connect like FW800. I got hundreds. Domains and URLs. You will never tell like a piece of Intel. I process at speeds you can't even read.
angelo: ok. pwned. lol
angelo: drats!
miss pajamas: that one word just told me how geeky you are
angelo: our texts are like nerd poetry.
miss pajamas: IP. API. IBM. www. COM.
angelo: you only get one point and that's for "API" ... SSL. PHP. IRC. BBS. IPv6. NDP. ICMP. that's street cred. write it down n00b! and don't make me bust out BGP. DNS and SSH either!
miss pajamas: 404 error. Oops it appears that this link is no longer working! Sorry!
angelo: These fucking people! Always screwing up their link paths! Can NO ONE(??) engineer with retroactive compatibility in mind?!?!?
miss pajamas: Internal error. You wanna read me like a CMS, baby. Take your CSS and upload your SAN. Cause no one can and no one will. Cause I'm complicated like an oil spill. LOL. AFK. Take your memes this ain't no dream. Weaver I play you out like Flash and QT. I'm everywhere like HTTP and connect like FW800. I got hundreds. Domains and URLs. You will never tell like a piece of Intel. I process at speeds you can't even read.
angelo: ok. pwned. lol
Literature
In my friends I confide
I am a fighter
I live in deviant art
I am a writer
Had it tough from the start.
Though this fight is my fault
Allies are now in sync,
They help me halt,
Help me make viewers think.
But bot-warriors are joining in too,
They'd execute me,
They put me through
More than anyone can see.
Tidal-flower is now on my side,
Come and get me,
I'll still confide
I'll still be free.
Literature
google is your friend
"Google it."
"Do I want to?"
"What do you mean? It's just Google."
"You say Google like it's a good thing. Like it's an entity that bears some sort of universal answer."
"It's a search engine. Nothing more, nothing less. Unless we go into Google Maps, but it's all the same difference, on some satellite-dish stalking level. You search for a place, it finds it for you. Especially in America. Yeah, they have the streets labeled in America."
"That's creepy. The zoom-in function too. Like, you can zoom down to street level and stare face to face with someone's house. Sometimes you can see their cars too. But never people. That's the part
Literature
Crit Ticks for the Critics
"He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help." - Abraham Lincoln
Introduction:
You've read guides, you've heard the propaganda, and now there's no going back. You've decided: "I want to write critiques too!"
Looking out over the gray expanse of dA, you spot a poem. Or a photograph. Or a juicy piece of digital art, and you know exactly what you want to say. Or maybe you don't, but you slog through, making the effort. And voila! A click and you navigate away, grinning, imagining the artist's delight when the deviant opens his or her message center upon the next log-in.
You left a critique, whether as a "critique" or in a comment
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best nerd poetry ever~ 